vwizard | (no subject)

through text, cronus types vwith a royal shade of vwiolet, has a vwery distinct vway of shovwing V's and W's vwhere they usually dont belong, and drops almost all punctuation. sometimes he has a bit of a HA8IT of replacing capital B's vwith 8's, too, but he only uses all caps for emphasis.
Want him to ditch the quirk? Ditch the colour? Ditch the text, ditch any notion of talking with your character altogether? Feel free to leave a comment here and consider it done. Comments are screened.

Backtagging: Yes.
Threadjacking: Yes.
Fourth-walling: Nothing too major, unless it's reasonable for your character.
Trigger warnings: Everything's fair game.
Hugging/kissing/flirting/etc: Sure.
Fighting/injuring/killing/etc: Throwing a punch or two is a-okay, but for anything serious, give me a heads up first.
Telepathy/etc: For anything heavy, it'd be nice to sort out details beforehand.